dear new neighbor

this is something teddy wrote for me to proofread...what do you think?

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Dear New Neighbor,

Ever since your punk ass showed up, there has been nothing but loud, pounding, shitty dance music. It sucks and we were totally fed up with it the first moments we heard it. You are wasting your time, ears and brain cells listening to that crap, and I suggest you switch over to something enriching, like folk music. Have you ever put on some early Bob Dylan? You should try it. Put it on nice and quiet, sip some tea or coffee, maybe even drink a beer and have yourself a cigarette out in the wind on the fire escape. I would even say smoke a joint if that’s your fancy. Just as long as you keep it down and make it inaudible by 9 pm every night. We have a 1 year old baby who is cute as a button. If you saw her, you would even agree. Not only do we put her down at around 9 every night, we ourselves both get up very early for work, and put ourselves down this early. So cut it out. It’s annoying and you sound like a stupid dork listening to it. Thanks.

Sincerely,
Your downstairs neighbors who were here first
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so whaddaya think? i thought it might be a little harsh...OBVIOUSLY we're not giving him this letter....but a letter must get written and soon, cuz it's getting ridiculous...